Greetings all and by all I mean the all that encompasses those who deserve to be in good with me…and to the rest here’s to hoping you are cast into a pit about 45 feet deep with smooth sides that is 1.5 times greater than the circumference of your outstretched arms. In the bottom of said pit is 7 cubic feet of dark liquid human waste. Periodically a robot will dump 4 cups of partially crushed sea shells into the pit. Since the inhabitant(s) of the pit will have no shoes, standing could produce cuts to the feet which I imagine would start a rather nasty infection within a short period of time resulting in a miserable prolonged existence or a painful agony-filled death – either from the infection or the self-induced suicide by drowning in human waste. So choose wisely if you would like to be on my good side or not. 🙂
* Please note there is a third option of neither in good nor not in good with me and those people are exempt from the pit scenario.
OK I had a very dark and nasty piece planned but chose to go a different direction. Some of you are like huh? Did you not read your first paragraph? To answer, yes I did and that is a cotton-candy rainbow slide for Care Bears compared to what I originally had. Sometimes in life the human element is what brings a smile to my face and other times the thought of humanity is enough to turn my stomach. Every thing is perspective and colored by the eyes viewing it. My perspective is not that of a 15 year old girl, although I’m sure my girlfriend would question that statement. The things that I hold dear and the issues that cause an emotional reaction in me would probably not mean as much as a rusted paper clip on the street to the next person.
For the most part I am not a mean-spirited person. However, I am fiercely loyal to my friends and family (those of whom I still choose to call family). So a threat or attack against those select few, I in turn, accept as a personal attack by extension. In this world many people put their trust and faith in the wrong people (you feel me Iggy Azalea?) only to have to sort out messy situations down the line. I know there is no crystal ball to see who is going to lie to you and deceive you or completely throw you under a steam-roller; else no one would ever get hurt. As a general rule of thumb, I try to be the listener when I meet someone new. See if they are a talker or gossiper or just cannot stop sharing things that maybe a longtime friend of seven minutes shouldn’t be sharing with a virtual stranger. Everything in today’s society is treated like unlimited bandwidth where back in the day things were more of a dial-up connection. Perhaps that’s enough on the analogies today. Did you ever notice analogies starts with a-n-a-l? Same goes for analogue. Now try typing the first four letters of those words into Google and see what the predictive options are…
As I say good bye to the month of March here in 2016, I feel a bit pressured to come up with a practical and yet hysterically funny April Fool’s joke/prank. At present, I am lame and open to suggestions that I can pass off as my own.
Hope all of you (if you are not sure if you are in good – just ask me!) have a splendid and fortuitous end to the month and rousing start of Q2 in 2016. May your assets and time management be optimal with project output and profitability have unlimited upswing. Once your data is gathering and dispersed into the vectored parsing process, you should be able to rely upon either a fortune cookie or a Magic 8-ball to do what you need to do.
Also not sure if this was work related or if someone requested this but here is the conversion rate for a check in CAD currency to USD currency from October 2013.